Corporate Language
June 11, 2009 at 9:10 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: corporate, fun, joke, one liner
Aapako malum hai Corporate Language Kya Hai?
The Corporate language
“We will do it”
means
” You will do it”
“You have done a great job”
means
“More work to be given to you”
IT Twins
June 11, 2009 at 9:07 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: fun, IT, joke, Kids, Twins
Someone in the IT industry gave birth to a set of twins.
Guess what they named them?
See Below for Answer….
Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists
June 11, 2009 at 8:56 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: fun, indian, joke, terrorist
Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists:
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there
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विन्या प्रधान आणि फ्रेनी आजी
June 11, 2009 at 8:33 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: फ्रेनी आजी, विन्या प्रधान, fun, joke
बसमध्ये तुडुंब गर्दी होती. विन्या प्रधान एका सीटवर बाहेरच्या बाजूला चेमटून बसला होता.
त्याच्याशेजारी सत्तरीच्या घरातली फ्रेनी आजी ऊभी होती. तिने विन्याच्या खांद्यावर टकटक केले,
तेव्हा विन्याला झोपेचे नाटक सोडून तिच्याकडे पहावेच लागले. तिने त्याच्या हातात चार बदाम ठेवले आणि म्हणाली, “खा बाळा,खा!” विन्याले चवीचवीने बदाम खाल्ले आणि पुन्हा त्याचा ’डोळा लागला’. पुन्हा खांद्यावर टकटक झाल्यावरच तो उघडला. फ्रेनी आजीने पुन्हा त्याच्या हातात चार बदाम ठेवले आणि म्हणाली, “खा बाळा,खा! तब्येतीला चांगले असतात बदाम.” विन्याने पुन्हा बदाम मटकावले. असं आणखी दोनदा झाल्यावर विन्या म्हणाला, “अहो आजी, असे बदाम वाटत का फिरताय ? तुम्ही का नाही खात ते ?” तोंडाचे बोळकं रूदांवत फ्रेनी आजी म्हणाली, “दात पडले माझे सगळे! चावणार कशी बदाम?” “आहो पण तुम्ही खाऊ शकत नसताना महागडे बदाम विकत घेता कशाला?” हातातल्या बदामाच्या चॉकलेटांचा पुडा नाचवत आजी निरागसपणे म्हणाली, “त्यांच्याभोवतीचं चॉकलेट तर चघळता येंतच ना मला !!!!”
Examination Tricks
June 11, 2009 at 12:51 pm | In Uncategorized | 1 CommentTags: advertisement, fun, joke, video
Santa Banta Jokes
June 11, 2009 at 12:45 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: fun, joke, santa banta
Santa: I can kiss u without even touching u.
Gal: U can’t
Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki
Gal: Ok
How to ask your boss for a salary increase
June 10, 2009 at 7:55 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: fun, joke, salary
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
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A GOOD DEFENCE
June 10, 2009 at 7:36 pm | In Uncategorized | Leave a CommentTags: fun, joke
The wife came home early and found her husband in bed making love to a very attractive young woman.
The worst PJ ever read
June 10, 2009 at 2:21 pm | In Uncategorized | 3 CommentsTags: fun, joke, pj
A teacher teaching Maths to seven-year-old Arnav asked him, “If I give you one apple and one apple and one apple, how many apples will you have?”Within a few seconds Arnav replied confidently, “Four!”
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